Today’s funny!

Here’s today’s joke!

An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, “What kind of car ya got there, sonny?”
The doctor replies, “A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!”
“That’s a lot of money,” says the old man. “Why does it cost so much?”
“Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!” states the doctor proudly.
The moped driver asks, “Mind if I take a look inside?”
“No problem,” replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, “That’s a pretty nice car, all right, but I’ll stick with my moped!”
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do.
He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 150 mph.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror – what it could be…and suddenly…
Something whips by him going much faster!
“What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?” the doctor asks himself.
He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it’s the old man on the moped!
Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 210 mph.
He’s feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 250 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again!
The Ferrari is flat out, and there’s nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and , unbelievably, the old man is still alive.
He runs up to the mangled old man and says, “Oh my gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?”
The old man whispers, “Unhook my suspenders from your side mirror.”

Copy/pasted from an uncredited post on Facebook:

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22 thoughts on “Today’s funny!

  1. That story was great! I only wish that my dads hearing and eye sight was better to share this story with. He wears suspenders but rides an adult tricycle now. He’s 92 and would get a good laugh out it. That’s for sharing. It is true that sometimes we need a good laugh.

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    1. You could copy/paste the joke and print in a very large size font for him? I’m sure he’d appreciate the effort! Did you paint some flames on his tricycle? I used to tease my grandmother that I’d paint them on her wheelchair! She always laughed at that!

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    1. Thanks Wynne! I laughed so hard! I don’t always post jokes, but laughter is the best medicine for the spirit isn’t it?

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    1. LOL! I wasn’t sure what photo to add, but that one popped up and spoke to me! Chocolate usually does that for me!

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    1. I was gasping for air when I was laughing, so I knew I had to share it! Hope your day is wonderful!


    1. LOL! I was gasping for air when I was laughing, that was how I knew I had to share it! Laughter is the best medicine sometimes, isn’t it?! Hope your weekend is wonderful!

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      1. Flowing well dear lady, and in fact the humpback whales are flowing past here with their calves so I think a little ‘whale watching’ is on the cards. That will make my weekend nicely. Thank you for the share, a good laugh is indeed a powerful thing 🤣❤️🙏🏽

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        1. Wow! That’s amazing to live in a place where you get to experience seeing whales swim by! How utterly magical! I’d probably want to kayak out to them and sing some songs to them!

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